The first time you saw porn on tumblr
“is this legal?!” Now its just like:
That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
When someone cancels plans with you and you just...
Shortest Horror Story Ever
geniiforeva: I found your Tumblr. -Mom
I be up in my room listening to my music
and at first im vibin then i get into it then i get up and start dancing then i rap the last verse and i turn around and my mom is just watching me like but i dont care cause im in the zone and when she leaves
when my mom is trippin about my grades
danidakidd: sheaintashley: Two young black men, dressed like most young men (of every color) dress are followed around Publix by a white worker who seems to think they’re going to steal something. They purposely allow him to know he’s being recorded in hopes that it will stop, but he continues to follow them anyway all the way to the counter. They stopped him and asked him why he was...
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